"Furry Logic" Parenthood by Jane Seabrook

Here some quotations:

1. You can't scare me. I have children.

2. Those who say they sleep like babies.... don't usually have them.

3. The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention.... is to sit down and look comfortable.

4. Your children are growing up when they stop asking where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.

5. A perfect example of minority rule is a baby in the house.